Wednesday, 2 December 2009

The best way to ignore someone...

..is to eat cereal.

Actually, the best way to just block the world out is to shut your eyes and just eat dry cereal. My recommendation is Honey Nut Cheerios.

So just crunch away and soon you will realise that all the sounds of life drift away and all you can hear is the rhythmic sound of your chewing.

You ever flet that you wanted everyone to just go away. Complete peace.

Hard when you are a full-time sales woman, mother and wife. Someone always talking to me at some point in the day.

I no longer feel lonely. When I am by myself, I just enjoy it.

Even when I go for a massage at the Relaxation Centre in Bristol - my one-hour long deep tissue massage is great until Taza asks me if it's okay.

Okay? Of course its okay! I would have said otherwise...now just shut up and rub meh back!

That brings me to that common question Trinis tend to ask someone that they have just called...."Yuh home?"

If I wasnt home, I wouldn't have answered.

But then again, with technology, you can forward your calls from your landline to your mobile...so really, someone can call you on your home number and you not be home.

Interesting.

Talking about interesting - did you know that the dot on top of the lower case letter "i" is called a tittle?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tittle

And how about lower case letter "j"s have tittles too!

Letter j and letter i - the Tittle Crew...or the tittle twins...fraternal obviously.

So I am blabbing....what's new. At least I am writing.

I just got an email dey. Some newsletter or other.

When last did you get a letter in the post from someone? A personal one.

Long time ent?

Well let me go back and lie down. I not too well today. Didn't got to work.

We go pick up in ah timing.

2 comments:

  1. Sounds vaguely reminescent of a Crunchy Raisin Bran ad that I've seen on TV. Keep up the writing though, this is actually quite good!

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  2. Eng I love you.. always put a smile on my face!

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